Because I can’t read any more about how Phil Mickelson is going to have to make “drastic changes” in his life because his tax rates are going up 4%. And because I can’t read any more about a loaded gun going off at a gun show. And because I can’t read any more articles about cheaters like Lance Armstrong and poor sports like Bill Bellichick. And because I can’t read any more about how memoirs rarely get published.
Because today I need a sense of humor, and what could be better than a Stuart Smalley therapy session with Al and Tipper Gore? I mean, really.
Have a great week, everybody.